doktorgirlfriend:

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

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astro-lana:

Signs as Emily Dickinson Quotes:

*check sun/moon/rising 💫*

Aries: “Tell the truth, but tell it slant.”

Taurus: “I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us? Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!”

Gemini: “Because I could not stop for death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality.”

Cancer: “Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.”

Leo: “Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.”

Virgo: “Beauty is not caused. It is.”

Libra: “Forever is composed of nows.”

Scorpio: “After great pain, a formal feeling comes. The Nerves sit ceremonious, like tombs.”

Sagittarius: “Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door.”

Capricorn: “The brain is wider than the sky.”

Aquarius: “To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.”

Pisces: “If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.”

The Signs as Welcome to Night Vale Quotes

the-voice-of-night-vale:

Ares: “There’s a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world.”

Taurus: “Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars. So if you don’t believe, no one will.”

Gemini: “Follow your heart. It’s in the Styrofoam cooler in the back of that pickup up ahead. Step on it. You haven’t much time.”

Cancer: “When life seems dangerous and unimaginable, just remember that it is, and that you can’t survive forever.”

Leo: “We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, look down, and forget what you’ve done.”

Virgo: “Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Libra: “The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity.”

Scorpio: “The quickest way to your heart: Love, passion, sincerity (metaphorical). Sharp things (literal).”

Sagittarius: “We understand so much. But the sky beyond those lights–mostly void, partially stars–that sky reminds us we don’t understand even more.”

Capricorn: “The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles into the gentle present.”

Aquarius: “Fear is consciousness plus life. Regret is an attempt to avoid what has already happened. Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp.”

Pisces: “There is a thin, semantic line between weird and beautiful, and that line is covered with jellyfish.”


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